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The Executive Branch

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.


Homeland Security Presentation On Reinstating Torture


Energy Department Presentation On Solving Energy Crisis


President Trump Discusses Elimination Of Waterways With Interior Secretary


Steve Mnuchin’s Emails Regarding $20 Bill Design


Health & Human Services Obamacare Replacement Options


State Department Memo On Global Initiatives


Fish And Wildlife Service Presentation On Nation’s Fish


Ben Carson Discusses The War Between Houses And Cars


HUD Overview Presentation