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The 2012 Debates: Six Hours Of Sheer Torture

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Biden Implores Obama To ’Rub One Out’ Before Debate
Biden Implores Obama To ’Rub One Out’ Before Debate
Millions Of Excited Americans Gather To Watch Candidates Deliver Series Of Short, Elaborately Rehearsed Speeches
Millions Of Excited Americans Gather To Watch Candidates Deliver Series Of Short, Elaborately Rehearsed Speeches
Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates
Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates
Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate
Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate
Ryan Handed Romney’s Latest Political Positions Before Walking On Stage
Ryan Handed Romney’s Latest Political Positions Before Walking On Stage
Biden Puts On Lucky Debate Suit
Biden Puts On Lucky Debate Suit
Security Removes Biden’s Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium
Security Removes Biden’s Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium
Ryan Chugs Down Rhino Horn And Bull Semen Shake For Mid-Debate Boost
Ryan Chugs Down Rhino Horn And Bull Semen Shake For Mid-Debate Boost
Biden Unleashes Torrent Of Vomit On Debate Stage
Biden Unleashes Torrent Of Vomit On Debate Stage
Eloquent Biden Brings Entire Audience To Tears In Debate Stunner
Eloquent Biden Brings Entire Audience To Tears In Debate Stunner
Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan
Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan
Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time
Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time
First Question From Debate Audience Somehow Comes From Paul Ryan
First Question From Debate Audience Somehow Comes From Paul Ryan
Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate
Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate
Debate Cut Short As Lantern Fire Burns Down Ol’ Town Hall
Debate Cut Short As Lantern Fire Burns Down Ol’ Town Hall
Live Coverage Of Last Night’s Debate From Onion Politics
Live Coverage Of Last Night’s Debate From Onion Politics
Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can’t Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked To
Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can’t Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked To
Both Candidates Announcing Unmitigated Support For Eugenics Virtually Only Way Tonight’s Debate Will Matter At All
Both Candidates Announcing Unmitigated Support For Eugenics Virtually Only Way Tonight’s Debate Will Matter At All
Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America
Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America
Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack
Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack
Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin
Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin
Entire Nation Now Undecided After 4 Debates
Entire Nation Now Undecided After 4 Debates

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