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Tesla’s Cybertruck Recalled For 4th Time

Tesla has recalled its Cybertruck for the fourth time since the vehicle went on sale Nov. 30 due to an error with the windshield wiper controller getting too much electrical current, causing it to stop working. What do you think?

Barnaby Riley, Papal Understudy

“You can’t expect to get something as advanced as a windshield wiper right the first time.”

Barnaby Riley, Papal Understudy

Sakina Sheehan, Figurine Molder

“Look, I bought this car to be ridiculed by teenagers, not because it works.”

Sakina Sheehan, Figurine Molder

Shawn Quinn, systems analyst

“All part of Elon’s vision.”

Shawn Quinn, systems analyst




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