Teen Rebel Refusing To Purchase Yearbook

WESTERVILLE, OH—Refusing to march in lockstep with the other drones at Westerville Junior High, 16-year-old rebel Chris Iconia announced Monday he would not be purchasing a copy of the school’s 2011 yearbook. “Forget that—let all those other sheep sign each other’s little books,” said the modern-day James Dean, who bucked the system by wearing a T-shirt for class photos and using an ellipsis as his per≠sonal quote. “Like I’m really going to look back one day and wonder who ran JV track this year? Please, I’ve got better things to spend $65 on.” After yearbooks were distributed, the radical teen who plays by his own rules spent two hours perusing a friend’s copy before deciding it was lame.