Team Unsure Of What Fans Mean By 'Go!'

CHARLOTTE, NC—Saying the command was not very specific and lacked any real substance, confused members of the Carolina Panthers football team were forced to call a timeout Sunday so they could try to figure out what their fans meant by “Go!” “Did they think we might stop playing the game or something? Because we weren’t going to do that. We’re under contract,” quarterback Cam Newton told reporters, adding that fans should be a little more clear next week in terms of what they want. “I don’t think they were telling us to go in a specific direction, either. Like forward or to the left or something. Overall, it was just really frustrating.” Following the press conference, the Panthers had a team meeting, assumed the fans wanted them to leave North Carolina, and moved the franchise to Los Angeles.