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Taylor Swift Threatens Florida Student Who Tracks Her Private Jet With Legal Action

Jack Sweeney, a student at the University of Central Florida who tracks Taylor Swift’s private jet and shares its location, received a cease-and-desist letter from the pop star’s legal team, calling for him to stop his “stalking and harassing behavior.” What do you think?

Gavin Professional Walker

“There’s no telling where someone on tour and constantly traveling to public events will be.”

Gavin Professional Walker

Rodney Font Critic

“I keep offering to drive her.”

Rodney Font Critic

Tina Gravagna, Narcotics Importer

“She should broadcast his private jet tracking right back.”

Tina Gravagna, Narcotics Importer




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