Vol 56: Issue 50

Entertainment

Year In Review: The Onion’s Top Broken Links And Autoplaying Ads Of 2020
News, News In Photos

Rowdy Company Zoom Party Ends With 2 Employees Fooling Around In Breakout Room
Local

‘Bring Me Some Holiday Cheer, You Son Of A Bitch’ Says Woman Slamming Christmas Tree Up Against Wall
American Voices, Opinion

Recently Discovered Orchid Named Ugliest In The World
Politics

Robert Kennedy Jr. Offers To Get Autism On Camera To Prove Danger Of Vaccines
Entertainment

The Onion’s Holiday TV Guide: Movies And Shows To Watch This Season
News, News In Photos

More Americans Opting To Deep Fry Christmas Tree This Year
American Voices, Opinion

Major League Baseball Adds Negro Leagues To Official Record
Cartoons, Opinion

Life And Limbaugh
OGN

Disaster: Next-Gen Loading Screens Are Going Too Fast For Gamers To Read Tips And Tricks And Now Everyone Is Forgetting How To Play Video Games
Entertainment

Desperate AMC Touts Theaters As Nice Dark Places For Teens To Rub Each Other’s Genitals
Local

Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School
American Voices, Opinion

MacKenzie Scott Donates $4.1 Billion To Charity
Entertainment

The Biggest Hints Our Sweetheart Dropped In 2020 That She’s A Selkie, The Woman-Seal Hybrid From Celtic Folklore
American Voices, Opinion

Man Wins $800,000 Playing Same Numbers On 160 Lotto Tickets
Politics

Melania Trump’s Maternal Instincts Kick In While Visiting Sick Children In Hospital
Local

Bingo Much Less Competitive Lately

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