Vol 56: Issue 49

Politics

‘The Onion’ Salutes The Courageous Legislators Determined To Overturn The Will Of Voters
Dispatch, News

‘The Onion’ Reveals The 2020 Walton Goggins Of The Year Is Walton Goggins
News, News In Brief

Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of ‘A Christmas Carol’ Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat The Shit Out Of Scrooge
American Voices, Opinion

Man With 90-Year Sentence For Marijuana Released From Prison
News, News In Brief

FTC Calls For Facebook To Break Up Married Couple’s Weird Shared Account
Infographic, News

Highlights Of The Massive Antitrust Lawsuit Against Facebook
Local

Woman Contorts Body To Show Appropriate Contrition For Being Near Person In Store
Local

Mom Flatly Informs 30-Year-Old Son He’s Getting 3 Sweaters And A Nintendo Switch For Christmas
Local

Tabletop Crumbs Neatly Brushed Past Cupped Hand Directly Onto Floor
American Voices, Opinion

Guy Fieri Raises $21.5 Million For Unemployed Restaurant Workers
American Voices, Opinion

Pantone Unveils 2 Colors Of The Year For 2021
News, News In Photos

Tim Cook Introduces 2 Single Friends Who He Thinks Would Really Hit It Off In Apple Keynote
News, News In Brief

Taylor Swift Fans Furious After Artist Excluded From ESPN’s List Of Best NBA Players Of 2020
News, News In Brief

New Instant Pot Comes With Recipe Book For Easy Weeknight IEDs
News, News In Brief

CDC Announces Everyone Who Will Receive Vaccine Has Already Been Notified
Infographic, News

What To Know About The Georgia Senate Runoffs
Local

Woman Who Took Up Knitting At Start Of Pandemic Still Mindlessly Adding To 250-Mile Scarf

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