Vol 55: Issue 18

Entertainment

‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Annoyed By Obvious Product Placement For Valyrian Steel
Sports

Video On Ref’s Replay Screen Just Adam Silver Demanding He Call Fewer Fouls On Warriors
American Voices, Opinion

Halima Aden Becomes First Sports Illustrated Model To Wear Burkini
News, News In Brief

Diners Eating Impossible Burgers Doused With Beet Juice By Protesting Meat-Rights Activists
Entertainment

JJ Abrams Announces Meryl Streep Will Take Over Role Of Chewbacca
News, News In Brief

Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself
News, News In Brief

Noncompete Clause In Lease Bars Tenants From Living Anywhere Else For 90 Days After Moving Out
Entertainment

George Lucas Recalls Peter Mayhew Ad-Libbing Decision To Play Character As Nonverbal, Fur-Covered Monster
News, News In Brief

Facebook Bans Thousands Of Snowboarders, Base Jumpers In Crackdown On ‘Dangerous’ Accounts
Local

Man Taking Unemployment As Opportunity To Think About How He Really Wants Out Of Life
Local

Report: What You Just Said Reminds Man Of Thing He’d Rather Talk About
Dispatch, News

‘I Don’t Like The Look Of This,’ Says Astronaut Entering Flickering, Ooze-Covered Abandoned Section Of ISS
News, News In Brief

Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity
American Voices, Opinion

Obamas Announce Slate Of Netflix Shows
Cartoons, Opinion

Boeing … Boeing … Gone
American Voices, Opinion

Mueller Took Issue With Barr Letter
Sports

Joel Embiid Downing Bucket Of Lukewarm Shrimp In Preparation For Game 3

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