Vol 50: Issue 38

Entertainment

Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders
Infographic, News

Public Vs. Private Universities
Sports

Fantasy Football Week 4: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em
News, News In Brief

Nation’s Younger Cousins Announce Plans To Cry At Haunted Houses This Year
American Voices, Opinion

New ‘Anti-Facebook’ Social Network Ello Boasts Lack Of Ads
Sports

Heineken Reminds NFL Executives They Would Be Pretty Forgiving Corporate Sponsor
Infographic, News

Pros And Cons Of Never Getting Married
News, News In Brief

Tense Party Enters Third Hour Of Unplayed Acoustic Guitar Leaning Against Wall
Sports

Man Watches 5 Innings Of Game On Concession Stand’s TV Monitor
American Voices, Opinion

Report: Americans Throw Out More Food Than Plastic, Paper, Metal, Or Glass
Sports

BREAKING: This Is Section 208, We’re Supposed To Be In 209
News, News In Brief

Frozen Tundra Of Emptiness Stretching Out Forever And Ever Weighed Against Date With Mike4763
Sports

Derek Jeter: ‘I Will Never Enter This Part Of The City Again’
Sports

Tears Well In Derek Jeter's Eyes Following Final Botched Grounder
Sports

Yankees Unveil Beautiful Derek Jeter Cage In Monument Park
Politics

Obama Informs Nation Anarchy Will Reign During Search For New Attorney General
American Voices, Opinion

Fans Angered As Epcot Replaces Classic Ride With ‘Frozen’ Attraction

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