Vol 47: Issue 4

Final Week Of "Dumb In America" Looks At Future Of Idiots
"Dumb In America" Fourth Episode Shines Light On Dumb Blacks
Third Episode Of "Dumb In America" Investigates The Dumb Woman
Politics

U-Say Response To Becker Decision
The CrossWord: Juniper Has Troubled Past
Politics

Pamphlet Shows North's Strong Anti-Gay Marriage Position
This Week's "Dumb In America" Looks At Dumb Men
Sports

Carmelo Anthony Scores 36 Points While Rest Of Players Watch NFL Playoffs
Sports

Annoying Friend Always Flabbergasted By Over-Under
U-Say Responses To The Military Chaperone Program
Sports

Every Team In NFL Calls Bengals To Let Them Know They Don't Want Carson Palmer
Sports

No One Shows Up For Pro Bowl
As A Matter Of Fact: Military Chaperones
Entertainment

Classic Albums: 'My Name Is Barbra, Two'
Sports

Deadly Chemistry Band Show Review
Entertainment

Panicked Malcolm Gladwell Realizes Latest Theory Foretells End Of His Popularity
Dispatch, News

Paranoid Duck Convinced CIA Killing Off U.S. Bird Population

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