Vol 46: Issue 49

Entertainment, Magazine

The World's Most Powerful Women: We Make Them Discuss Fashion And Lindsay Lohan
Entertainment

Cher Back
Sports

Ken Whisenhunt Making Ends Meet By Taking Second Head Coach Job
Local

Dead Teen Had Pretty Terrible Life Ahead Of Him, Parents Report
Entertainment

'Yogi Bear' Movie Introduces Boring Cartoon Character To New Generation
Sports

Impassioned Fan Base Just Drunk
Sports, Strongside/Weakside

Don Meredith
Sports

On Peyton Manning's Recent Struggles
Local

Area Man Has No Ideas Where To Get An Envelope
Commentary, Opinion

This Squeaky Wheel And I Are Pulling An All-Nighter
Entertainment

Kelsey Grammer Engaged
Politics

Fey Rights Group Demands Distinction From Homosexuals
Local

Busy Man Has So Many Things He Needs To Get Oh, Look, 'Tin Cup' Is On
Local

Lutheran Minister Arrested On Charges Of Boring Young Children
Entertainment, Time Killers

Most Popular Winter Holiday Decorations
Politics

Wikileaks To Take On Bank Of America
Local

Report: There Probably Not The Best Place To Stand

Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault

Journey through 268 years of highly acclaimed, universally revered reporting. The Onion‘s archives comprise the most powerful and influential news coverage in human history.

Explore More

Historical front pages from The Onion's historical archive.