Vol 45: Issue 43

Sports

WNBA Franchise Moving To Tulsa Sounds About Right
Sports

Sound Strategy Booed
Cartoons, Opinion

Editorial Cartoon – October 26, 2009
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Kellogg's Worker Knew He Was Fired The Moment He Uttered The Word 'Unfrosted'
Entertainment

17-Year Locusts Can't Believe Red Hot Chili Peppers Are Still Around
Politics

Three Escaping Legislators Shot From Senate Guard Tower
News, News In Brief

Knowshon Moreno Asks Broncos If There's Anything Else To Drink Besides Gatorade
Dispatch, News

Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm
Local

Your Cousin Says Prison Food 'Not So Bad'
Sports

Joba Chamberlain Gets Permission To Stay Up For Whole Yankees-Angels Game
Entertainment

Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raised
Entertainment, Magazine

Walt Disney World: How Much C4 Would You Need?
Onion Public Radio, Podcasts

Pack Of Chimps In Tuxedos Crashes Nobel Prize Dinner
Sports

Tennessee Titans Fans Looking Forward To Bye Week
Commentary, Opinion

A Little Birdie Told Me You Had A Miscarriage
Local

Man Pinned Beneath Car Wondering When Adrenaline Going To Kick In
American Voices, Opinion

No Rise In Social Security

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