Vol 42: Issue 27

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Christ To Marry Longtime Backup Singer
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Animal-Rights Activists Release 70,000 Cows Back Into Wild
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Mars Lander Staggers Into NASA Headquarters Drunk, Broke
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The Onion News For Kids
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Court Takes Custody Of Harley From Unfit Motorcycle Mama
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Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping-Toad
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Zsa-Zsa Or Eva Gabor Dead
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Year in Pictures: 1997
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Year in Pictures: 1996
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Year in Pictures: 1998
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On Isiah Thomas Taking Over As Coach Of Knicks

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