Vol 39: Issue 36

Politics

Supreme Court Gets Free Box Of Shoes After Mentioning Nike In Ruling
Local

Change In Bus Seats Taken Personally
Dispatch, News

FDA Approves Sale Of Prescription Placebo
News, News In Brief

School Friends Don't Find Camp Songs Funny
News, News In Brief

Indian-American Couple's Accent Makes Fight Adorable
American Voices, Opinion

The Ban On Travel To Cuba
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of September 17, 2003
News, News In Photos

Vacationing Family Visits World's Biggest Asshole
Entertainment, Time Killers

What Are We Lying About To Barb?
News, News In Photos

Stripper Not In Phone Book
Ask the Experts, Opinion

Ask A Man Who's Had One Hell Of A Long Day
Local

Mother-Daughter Heart-To-Heart Devolves Into Bitching About Dad
Commentary, Opinion

I Totally Outlived Jesus
Dispatch, News

D.C. Once Again Murder Capital, Mayor Brags
Entertainment

History Of Rock Written By The Losers

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