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Taco Bell Introduces Breakfast Menu

In an effort to compete with McDonald’s and other fast food restaurants offering breakfast, Taco Bell has announced that it will begin serving a breakfast menu starting on March 27 with items such as the “Waffle Taco” and the “A.M. Crunchwrap.” What do you think?

Gail Benedict • Unemployed

“McDonald’s is so fucked.”

Gail Benedict • Unemployed

Neil Patimkin • Patrol Officer

“I just don’t know if they’ll be able to pull off that authentic waffle taco flavor you find in Mexico.”

Neil Patimkin • Patrol Officer

Max Scapelle • Machine Operator

“When are they gonna finally come out with a burger?”

Max Scapelle • Machine Operator




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