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Survey: 1 In 10 Women Prefer Pets To Partners

One-tenth of women in an English survey reported that they loved their pets more than their relationship partners, while nearly a third of women said they loved their pets and their partners an equal amount. What do you think?

Melanie Sardi • Addiction Counselor

“Not me. My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit.”

Melanie Sardi • Addiction Counselor

Beau Graves • Farrier

“Yeah, I’m not afraid to admit I’m not a great catch compared to most pets.”

Beau Graves • Farrier

Marc Sweatman • Biochemist

“Makes sense. Who can love anything for more than 13 to 15 years?”

Marc Sweatman • Biochemist




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