While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete. What do you think?
“What was Justice Alito doing in the Caribbean with a machete?”
Danielle Rogerson • Systems Analyst
“As a mugging victim, I can sympathize, because it happened to me—except for the part about walking around with $1,000 in the tropics. Come to think of it, the bastard had it coming.”
Tyrone Poland • Waiter
“That’s why I always rob nobodies. Give me all your money.”
Dan Lehrer • Thief
