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Sunscreen Harming Coral Reefs Worldwide

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has found that the global die-off of coral reefs is partially due to a toxic chemical in sunscreen, leading the National Park Service to recommend wearing only “reef-friendly” varieties while swimming in the ocean. What do you think?

Dora Carlson • Ringtone Composer

“Clearly the NOAA forgets how much worse it used to be before sunscreen, when waterways were choked by stray pashminas and panama hats.”

Dora Carlson • Ringtone Composer

Hugh McKevitt • Chief Puppeteer

“So? Is coral edible or something?”

Hugh McKevitt • Chief Puppeteer

Clark Tomason • Family Attorney

“Look, I get that this is a problem, but I can’t be expected to rearrange my entire life so that it’s reef-friendly.”

Clark Tomason • Family Attorney




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