Sullen Ryan Zimmerman Draws 'X' Next To Team's Name In Standings

WASHINGTON—Following the Nationals’ most recent loss Sunday, witnesses reported seeing third baseman Ryan Zimmerman quietly marking a copy of The Washington Post with a small ’x’ next to the team’s name in the standings, just to see what it would look like if the Nationals had clinched a playoff spot. “See ya next week, Dodgers,” Zimmerman muttered to himself in apparent reference to his team’s imaginary first-round playoff opponent. According to sources, Zimmerman then went on to scribble a ’z’ next to the Nationals’ name saying, “Wow, best record in the National League. Looks like the road to the World Series goes right through good old Washington.” Zimmerman then reportedly drew a “2” in front of his home run total, giving him 232 on the year.