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Study: Tennis Leads To Longer Life

A decade-long study tracking adults’ fitness habits found that those who played racket sports like tennis, badminton, or squash were 47 percent less likely to die during the study. What do you think?

Stu Rippon • Elastics Expert

“So you’re saying that bastard Jimmy Connors isn’t going anywhere soon.”

Stu Rippon • Elastics Expert

Brad Thaymore • Crate Shipper

“I knew there was a correlation between paying $400 a week for tennis lessons and having quality medical care!”

Brad Thaymore • Crate Shipper

Carol Dolan • Floss Spooler

“Oh yeah. I just realized how many tennis courts I’ve been to without spotting a single corpse.”

Carol Dolan • Floss Spooler