A Hungarian study has found “a direct association between celebrity worship and poorer performance on cognitive tests,” with data showing high scores on the Celebrity Attitude Scale correlating with lower performance on the two cognitive ability tests. What do you think?
“Thank god I just watch nonstop MMA.”
Ronald Valliere, Memo Agent
“Call me a dummy, but I gotta have my Richard Kind gossip.”
Andres Bouchard, Jargon Creator
“It’s crazy how the things you think about could have an impact on your brain.”
Karla Perricone, Systems Analyst
