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Study: People Appear More Beautiful In Groups

Researchers in California found that individuals’ faces are rated as more attractive when they appear alongside those of other people, with the scientists saying that a person’s asymmetries and disproportional features appear to “average out” in groups. What do you think?

Dick Twomey • Mica Inspector

“So all those cheerleaders I had crushes on in high school were actually hideous?”

Dick Twomey • Mica Inspector

Pauline MacLachlan • Scullion

“Which is why I continue to get off on every photo of Congress I can get my hands on.”

Pauline MacLachlan • Scullion

Ray Dixon • Noise Abatement Engineer

“No wonder I tuned out once Sting went solo.”

Ray Dixon • Noise Abatement Engineer




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