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Study: Majority Of College Students Don’t Graduate On Time

A new report released this week stated that even though college is traditionally viewed as taking four years to complete, only 19 percent of undergraduate students earn a degree within that time frame, in part because they are unable to register for required courses and don’t take enough credits per semester. What do you think?

Harry Price • Ladder Adjuster

“Maybe if kids today would spend a little more time studying and less time working two jobs to pay for school, they would graduate on time.”

Harry Price • Ladder Adjuster

Doug Ralph • Computer Expert

“That’s embarrassing. Imagine being a 22-year-old in a class filled with 20-year-olds.”

Doug Ralph • Computer Expert

Jennifer Robinson • Staffing Associate

“I find a secondary education is best when savored for six to eight years.”

Jennifer Robinson • Staffing Associate




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