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Study Finds Plants Make Noises When Stressed

A new study has found that “stressed” plants that have not been watered for several days or had their stems cut emit ultrasonic clicking noises that are undetectable to the human ear but may be heard by insects and other animals. What do you think?

Tracey Puentes, Monologue Editor

“St

Tracey Puentes, Monologue Editor

Isaac McCafferty, Chief Consultant

“They should suffer in silence like the rest of us.”

Isaac McCafferty, Chief Consultant

Neil Leary, Pan Greaser

“Nothing a little overwatering can’t fix.”

Neil Leary, Pan Greaser