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Study Finds Female Mammals Live Longer Than Males

A large-scale study of over 100 species of mammals including orcas, reindeer, squirrels, and lions found that females live an average of 18.6% longer than their male counterparts, which may be tied to both genetic and environmental factors. What do you think?

Alexander Ringrose

“As bad as this news is, it’s pretty cool that I have something in common with a lion.”

Alexander Ringrose

Sheena Levy

“It’s only fair the females find ways to die earlier.”

Sheena Levy

Bart Cater

“Thank God I’m not a mammal.”

Bart Cater




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