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Study Finds Feeling Angry May Help People Achieve Their Goals

A new study found that participants who completed a variety of challenging tasks in a state of anger performed better than participants who felt other emotions such as sadness, desire, or amusement. What do you think?

Amanda Hammond, Volume Adjuster

“Greed works too, FYI.”

Amanda Hammond, Volume Adjuster

Evan Washington, Fur Trader

“This explains why I’ve never met an angry loser.”

Evan Washington, Fur Trader

Scott Gemmill, AI Developer

“No thanks. I’ll stick with free-floating anger without purpose.”

Scott Gemmill, AI Developer




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