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Study Finds Even ‘Limited’ Nuclear War Would Kill Billions

According to a new international study, a “relatively small” nuclear conflict involving less than 3% of the world’s stockpiles could kill a third of the world’s population within two years, with hundreds of millions of starvation deaths following immediate fatalities. What do you think?

Laura Riva, Radio Critic

“Killing a ton of pe

Laura Riva, Radio Critic

Franklin Banse, Ghost Hunter

“We can’t let fear stop us from trying new things.”

Franklin Banse, Ghost Hunter

Mark Wymore, Pharmacist

“The more I learn about nuclear war, the less I like it.”

Mark Wymore, Pharmacist




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