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Study: Exxon Misled Public On Climate Change

A study of ExxonMobil communications from 1977 to 2014 found that the company routinely downplayed the risks of climate change in public while acknowledging them in private. What do you think?

Martin Opsal • Cigarette Filterer

“To be fair, if they hadn’t lied they might’ve made way less money.”

Martin Opsal • Cigarette Filterer

Carly George • Landfill Digger

“What matters is that they’re making up for their past mistakes now by refusing to acknowledge them.”

Carly George • Landfill Digger

Dale Maloney • Tarp Salesman

“And their restrooms aren’t the cleanest, either.”

Dale Maloney • Tarp Salesman




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