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Study: Climate Shaped Human Noses

New research has confirmed that different human nose shapes evolved based on climate, with wider nostrils benefiting those in hot, humid areas and narrower nostrils evolving to adapt to cold surroundings. What do you think?

Todd Hillebrandt • Flag Waver

“I can’t wait to see what global warming does to my face!”

Todd Hillebrandt • Flag Waver

William Rosenblum • Retired Hobbyist

“We’re still totally in the dark when it comes to ear size though, right?”

William Rosenblum • Retired Hobbyist

Joy Binder • Horse Photographer

“This shape can be attributed solely to Dr. Liebowitz.”

Joy Binder • Horse Photographer




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