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Study: Autism Linked To Rainfall

A study from Cornell University has found a correlation between higher levels of precipitation and incidences of autism. What do you think?

Ryan Boelter • MRI Technician

“If you had to stay indoors all day, you’d probably get pretty bored and decide to develop autism, too.”

Ryan Boelter • MRI Technician

Eric Stadtmiller • Snowplow Operator

“How ridiculous. That’s like saying excessive sunshine causes cancer. You can’t believe studies like this.”

Eric Stadtmiller • Snowplow Operator

Brandi Seaver • Projectionist

“That’s it. I’m never going to force my kids to stand outside in the rain again.”

Brandi Seaver • Projectionist




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