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Study: 3% Of Population Owns Half Of Nation’s Guns

A new survey found that Americans own 265 million guns, more than one gun for every adult, though half those firearms are owned by only three percent of the population, a group that averages 17 guns each and often as many as 140. What do you think?

Harvey Kine • Corporate Photographer

“If you have a problem with that, allow me to direct you to half of the Second Amendment.”

Harvey Kine • Corporate Photographer

Jake Henderson • Mirror Polisher

“Guns tend to jam, so having 15 or 16 backups on hand is just common sense.”

Jake Henderson • Mirror Polisher

Tatiana Rommel • Hammer Tester

“I laud these citizens for buying up all the weapons to keep them out of the hands of paranoid maniacs.”

Tatiana Rommel • Hammer Tester




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