After being selected second overall in the 2016 NFL Draft, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz opened the season with a nearly flawless performance in a victory over the Cleveland Browns. Is he any good?
↗ STRONGSIDE
Becoming more comfortable with faster pace of NFL locker room banter
Will be considered a mobile quarterback for another year or two
Plays with the kind of skin color that Philly fans absolutely love
Last name sounds the same when drunkenly slurred by 60,000 spectators
Red hair and fair complexion form perfect accent to the midnight-green hue of the Eagles’ home uniform
Little pressure knowing city will eventually turn on him no matter what happens
↙ WEAKSIDE
Large Philadelphia Quaker population could seduce him into a life of quiet pacifism
Classy professionalism making it hard for Philadelphia fans to identify with him
May have hard time adjusting to NFL-level competition after spending training camp with Eagles
Took almost three months to prove he was better than Sam Bradford
Often screams at God for allowing receiver to drop pass
Still retains some bad habits from college like enjoying game on a fundamental level