Stripper Does Adequate Job

HOUSTON, TX—Patrons in the VIP Room of Ajax Gentleman’s Club responded positively and expressed general satisfaction with the performance of stripper Candela, 21, on Tuesday night. “I can’t say I have any major criticisms concerning the girl who gave Dave that perfectly respectable lap dance,” customer John MacRae told associates afterward. “Her presentation was reasonably well-timed and informative, her choice of the song ‘Push It’ was appropriate, and I thought we established a good rapport, considering what little time we spent together.” All in attendance compensated Candela with the standard amount for her services, and “would not mind seeing a naked girl or girls, again in the near future,” according to comment cards.