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Steve Jobs’ Old Birkenstocks Sell For $218,000 At Auction

An undisclosed buyer paid more than $218,000 for the well-worn pair of brown suede, two-strap Birkenstock sandals that Jobs wore in the ’70s and ’80s—the highest price ever paid for a pair of sandals at auction. What do you think?

Miles Blackburn, Hubcap Designer

“Wow, imagine wha

Miles Blackburn, Hubcap Designer

Ahmad Gilbert, Funnel Operator

“I see he’s still overpricing products from the grave.”

Ahmad Gilbert, Funnel Operator

Addie Rowe, Algebraist

“I’m saving up for Bill Gates’ penny loafers.”

Addie Rowe, Algebraist




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