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Stephen Hawking’s Final Paper Revealed

Famed physicist Stephen Hawking’s final paper, titled “Black Hole Entropy And Soft Hair,” has been published, dealing with the question of what happens when objects fall into black holes. What do you think?

Harlan Dodd • Systems Analyst

“This looks poised to domi

Harlan Dodd • Systems Analyst

Felicia Garner • Pasta Curler

“This better not be a deal where he died halfway through writing it and it’s obvious where his family filled in the gaps.”

Felicia Garner • Pasta Curler

Anton Philip • Chapstick Innovator

“Hopefully he left some clues about his murderer.”

Anton Philip • Chapstick Innovator




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper