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St. Louis Couple That Brandished Guns At BLM Protestors To Speak At RNC

A lawyer for Mark and Patricia McCloskey, who face felony charges for waving firearms at Black Lives Matter demonstrators walking down their street in June, confirmed the couple have been invited to speak at the 2020 Republican National Convention. What do you think?

Emily Sarvis • Handkerchief Advocate

“Good choice. There was something so articulate and eloquent about the way they w

Emily Sarvis • Handkerchief Advocate

Kirk Johnstone • Flour Miller

“Better be careful, those folks flip out when a camera is pointed at them.”

Kirk Johnstone • Flour Miller

Axel Cole • Paintball Spokesperson

“The DNC must be embarrassed that all they could get was Michelle Obama.”

Axel Cole • Paintball Spokesperson




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