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Solar Eclipse Crosses Continental U.S.

For four minutes and 28 seconds today, the moon will cover the sun in a total eclipse visible across 15 states, with an estimated 44 million living in the path of totality and nearly the rest of the continental U.S. able to see a partial eclipse. What do you think?

Larry Abu, Substitute Guard

“I’d love to hear science try to explain this one!”

Larry Abu, Substitute Guard

Timothy Brannan, Freelance Motivator

“Why not, I’ve got one eye left.”

Timothy Brannan, Freelance Motivator

Cecilia Maher, systems analyst

“I’m far too old to still believe in the beauty of nature.”

Cecilia Maher, systems analyst




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