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Smarter Women Less Likely To Have Kids

According to new research, women who are more intelligent are less likely to want children, with researchers finding that a woman’s urge to have a baby diminished by 25 percent for every 15-point increase in her IQ. What do you think?

Starla Hurley • Game Warden

“As a strong, intelligent woman, I plan on getting pregnant tonight just to prove this offensive study wrong.”

Starla Hurley • Game Warden

Randy Fields • Plasma Arc Welder

“Eh, who needs their genetic advantage anyway?”

Randy Fields • Plasma Arc Welder

Seth Faustino • Helicopter Dispatcher

“I’ve never thought of my mother as a dimwit until now.”

Seth Faustino • Helicopter Dispatcher




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