Shrewd Entrepreneur Opens Burrito Place In Former Site Of Failed Burrito Place

MILWAUKEE, WI—Applauding the astute businessperson for seizing upon the market opportunity, sources confirmed Monday that a shrewd entrepreneur had opened a burrito place in the former site of a failed burrito place. “Well, it seems some enterprising go-getter saw that empty storefront where Taqueria Cinco de Mayo used to be and realized it was the perfect spot for a place called Taqueria Buena,” said local man Kevin Harding, echoing the sentiments of thousands impressed by the brilliant venture that would allow the canny investor to transform a shuttered Mexican restaurant that once sold burritos for $9.99 into a newly opened Mexican restaurant that also sold burritos for $9.99. “There are surely bright days ahead for this burrito place considering the brain trust holding the reins. It’s an especially smart touch to replicate the last place’s menu, seating, and interior almost exactly, right down to the handwritten sign on the register saying ‘Cash Only.’ Definitely a crafty move to mostly scrape off the last burrito place’s name from the front window, too.” At press time, sources concluded by noting how lucky they felt to casually stroll by the beginnings of a veritable globe-spanning Mexican-food empire.