President Bush has ordered the deployment of 200 marines to Port-au-Prince, Haiti as part of an “interim international force” to restore stability in the region. What do you think?
“Why should we risk our soldiers’ lives when Haiti could simply raise a voodoo army of the dead and protect themselves?”
Daniel Young • Engineer
“Haiti’s really small. Why don’t we send that ’Army Of One’ I keep hearing about on television?”
Kathleen Scott • Auditing Clerk
“These Haitians should not be asking what America can do for them, but what they can do for America.”
Scott Lopez • Fabricator
“I spent a week in Tahiti with this shorty I was banging last year. I know it’s a different country, but I wanted people to know I was banging a shorty as recently as a year ago.”
Timothy Franks • Laborer
“Last time I checked, the Haitians were doing a pretty good job of shooting the place up on their own.”
Andrew Hill • Systems Analyst
“God helps countries that help themselves.”
Brenda Walker • Talent Director
