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Sha’Carri Richardson Fastest Woman In World After Winning 100-Meter Championship

Sha’Carri Richardson won the women’s 100-meter world title and set a new championship record in the process, two years after she tested positive for cannabis and was barred from competing in the Tokyo Olympics. What do you think?

Miguel Aranda, Chief Greeter

“It’s a miracle she was able to make a comp

Miguel Aranda, Chief Greeter

Valerie Pilskog, Militia Secretary

“That’s impressive, but I bet I could outsmoke her.”

Valerie Pilskog, Militia Secretary

Tom Banner, Pep Coach

“So everything turned out okay and we don’t need to examine any arbitrary rules.”

Tom Banner, Pep Coach