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Senators Seek To Curtail Facial Recognition Software In Airports

Citing their concerns about citizens’ privacy, a bipartisan group of senators is pushing to limit the use of facial recognition technology in airports, a rapidly expanding part of the check-in process. What do you think?

Drew Baughman, sleep observer

“But facial recognition technology is the only attention I ever get.”

Drew Baughman, sleep observer

Candice Ortiz, Maze Architect

“Thank God, I’m sick of having to bring my face everywhere I travel.” 

Candice Ortiz, Maze Architect

Leo Obeso, Ska Historian

“This will help lower the number of people who have their face stolen.”

Leo Obeso, Ska Historian




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