Senator Brings Obscene Material To National Attention

WASHINGTON, DC—Citing “the need to shield decent Americans from depraved filth such as this,” U.S. Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) brought the website “Cum-Craving Sluttz” to national attention Monday. “This cyber-sewage features naked, hot-oiled young women engaging in such acts as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, fisting, and frottage,” Smith said of the previously obscure site. “I pray for the day when wholesome, impressionable youths do not know that such vile smut exists, let alone are able to access it at http://www.vicecapades.com on their families’ home computers during an unsupervised moment.”