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Senate Candidate: 'God Intended' Pregnancies From Rape

During a debate last night, Richard Mourdock, a Tea Party–backed Republican Senate candidate from Indiana, said that instances of impregnation due to rape are “something that God intended to happen.” What do you think?

Sven Bauer • Veterinary Assistant

“Typical mainstream media, reporting on a Republican’s extremely offensive quote just because the guy said it.”

Sven Bauer • Veterinary Assistant

Juliet Kozak • Systems Analyst

“That’s insulting. Everyone knows that God’s ideal method of impregnation is two consenting adults too drunk to care about using a condom.”

Juliet Kozak • Systems Analyst

George Bucossi • Sandstone Splitter

“Boy, if we Republicans want to win this election, we have got to stop saying what we believe.”

George Bucossi • Sandstone Splitter




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