Secretary Cracks Under Administration Of Third Raspberry Margarita

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL—Wintrust Financial secretary Kerry Jorgenson finally succumbed to coworker Charlotte Franze’s interrogation after the administration of a third raspberry margarita at Champ’s Dugout Monday. “No, Helen wasn’t really sick last week—she and her husband are in counseling,” a tipsy Jorgenson told Franze after slurping up the last few drops of her Razzmatazz. “And Jeffrey in tech support? Queer as a $3 bill. He and his ’roommate’ are taking a trip to Florence together.” Coworkers announced plans to re-administer margaritas at some point in the future, to coax Jorgenson into confirming their suspicions that their supervisor Jack Doogan gets Botox injections.