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Sears Files For Bankruptcy

Department store giant Sears Holdings will file for bankruptcy, marking a low point for the once-major force in retail. What do you think?

Charles Sheppard • Gulp Measurer

“How could a store so synony

Charles Sheppard • Gulp Measurer

Karl Espinosa • Nectar Collector

“Wow, it really is the end of a few eras ago.”

Karl Espinosa • Nectar Collector

Tina Farley • Tavern Regular

“Looks like the Kenmore front-loading dryer’s new Smart Motion Technology wasn’t enough to save Sears after all.”

Tina Farley • Tavern Regular




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