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Scientists Say Time Travel Without Paradoxes Theoretically Possible

Researchers at the University of Queensland have released a new mathematical study that claims any changes made by a time traveler visiting the past would self-correct, creating a new timeline that may be altered but not drastically different. What do you think?

Molly Kensinger

“Why even bother going back in time if you can’t cause irreparable

Molly Kensinger

Monte Conrad

“I’ve long suspected that nothing I do matters.”

Monte Conrad

Paul Lipton •

“Oh no, I’m not falling for this again.”

Paul Lipton •




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