A German scientist told the newspaper Bild that the reason transmissions from deep space probe Voyager 2 changed last month is because the craft has been taken over by aliens. What do you think?
“The aliens reprogrammed the probe? They sound like giant nerds.”
Jake Bannon • Billing-Control Clerk
“That guy’s an idiot. Everyone knows that aliens’ hands are much too slimy and slippery to take over the controls of a spacecraft.”
Olivia Kimball • Dance Instructor
“That’s all I need to hear! I don’t think you can really argue with the first nutso theory a German guy tosses out there.”
Ethan Strickland • Gang Boss
