Savvy Man Registers 'Sleepy Romney' Twitter Account Just In Case Candidate Looks Tired

EUGENE, OR—Ingenious, quick-thinking local man Pete Sidell, 29, demonstrated his uncanny cultural savviness today by registering a “Sleepy Romney” Twitter account he can use to parody Mitt Romney if the GOP candidate appears tired at any point during tonight’s presidential debate. “If he yawns even for a second, or rubs his eyes a bunch, this thing is gonna blow up,” said Sidell, who told reporters the first tweet from the “Sleepy Romney” account would most likely read “zzzzzzzzz.” “I could do a screen-cap of him looking sleepy and make that the avatar. And then tweet funny phrases like ‘Paul R-Yawn.’ People will retweet it and it will become a meme and I’ll get a ton of followers.” Sidell claimed that if Romney did not appear tired tonight, he could just find a picture of the former Massachusetts governor blinking, use that, and “hope it takes off.”